Misheard Words and Hilarious Transcripts

What’s the funniest transcription mistake you’ve seen?

During a 200 wpm timed take in school, my Case CATalyst realtime confidently turned voir dire into “vodka deer,” and I snorted mid-stroke — . Now I keep a little blooper bank in my dictionary and run quick 3-minute drills on those specific words so the right stroke wins next time.

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