I had a lawyer insist the word ‘um’ was an objectionable term during a deposition the other day. It was such a ridiculous moment that I couldn’t help but laugh. Have you all encountered any bizarre or funny objections in your practice?
I once had a lawyer argue that the witness’s pause for thought was a form of nonverbal objection. We all just stared in disbelief, then burst out laughing. Have you found any strategies for keeping a straight face during those moments?
I’ve definitely had my share of weird ones too! One time, a lawyer claimed a sneeze was ‘loud disruption’ — everyone just cracked up. Sometimes a deep breath helps keep a straight face, though, @m_lee54 — what’s your go-to strategy?
, I’ve seen lawyers get way too nitpicky about the smallest things, like arguing that a sigh was an objection. It’s wild how some folks turn a normal deposition into a comedy show! Have you ever had to deal with something like that more than once?